The Constitution of the United States protects the rights of its citizens to keep and bear arms. Therefore I present to you my Black Rifle:
This can was given to me empty by a coffee-drinking friend. They said it was good. The back of the can says this Espresso Mocha is a "blend of espresso, milk, cocoa, protein, and caffeine to help dominate your day!"
The Black Rifle Coffee Company is veteran-owned and distributes its beverages out of Salt Lake City, Utah.
Let the zombie apocalypse begin... now I've got my Black Rifle in hand!
*** This post is not intended in any way to be taken in a political manner. Its sole purpose is for a poorly constructed joke, which is the same writing device used in many other posts on this blog. It's getting harder to come up with new material after nearly 600 posts. ***
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